Monday, May 21, 2012

Pregnancy screening

I learned an important lesson today.  For the next 6 months (i.e. remainder of pregnancy), I will be prescreening any movies I may watch for any possibility of scenes and/or mere discussion of the following: miscarriage, complications of birth, dogs or cats dying, reunions, hallmark cards, wedding engagements, profession of true love, breakups, wedding ceremonies, natural disasters, war, heroes, bullying, children losing a sports game, the loss of a lifelong dream, the realization of a lifelong dream, sickness, death, birth, love or any other emotional triggers for uncontrollable crying.  Hormones.  Awesome.

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